So a lady walks in to Tiffany and Co. She’s shopping around and she leans in to look at some diamond and she farts, right. So she’s a little freaked out and looks around to make sure it was clear. But when she looks behind her there is an employee. So the lady in order to play it off cool says “Sir could you tell me how much this diamond cost.” The employee looks over at it and says, “Madame if the site of this made you fart the price will make you shit.”